Rude joke ^^

Disclaimer: The following article is rude but in a funny way. Got it from an email. Personally, I don't think any part of the content is true anyway. So, the reason I put it up is purely for fun reading, NOT to demean anyone or belittle any nationality. However, if you do feel so, I apologize sincerely :D

Happy reading!

Subject: WHY SINGAPOREAN GIRLS CAN'T WIN MISS UNIVERSE TITLE

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the three finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia, and Miss Singapore are being asked three simple questions.

MC: The first question is: Name me an electrical appliance starting with 'L'.
Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter 'L'.

MC: I am going to give you three more chances. Now, name me an animal starting with the letter 'L'.
Miss USA: Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with 'L'.
Miss USA: Lexus
Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini
Miss Singapore: Lolls-Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter 'L'.
Miss USA: Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems with the letter 'L', they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is: Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter 'L'.
Miss USA: Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore: L** C*** (figure it out)

The judges fainted.....!!!

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You know what? I'm so relieved I could differentiate 'L' & 'R'. ^^