When a man discovers a woman...

Disclaimer: Here's a joke. Like I say, a joke, so please don't get offended if you choose to continue reading. :)

Day 1: God created the light. God saw it was good and God rested.

Day 2: God created night and day. God saw it was good and God rested.

Day 3: God created the oceans. God saw it was good and God rested.

Day 4: God created mountains. God saw it was good and God rested.

Day 5: God created plants. God saw it was good and God rested.

Day 6: God created animals. God saw it was good and God rested.

Day 7: God created man. God saw it was good and God rested.

Day 8: God made women.

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Neither God nor man have rested since.

One more: When Adam discovers Eve, scientifically. :P Read this "Hazardous Materials Data Sheet" and be amused. :P