Interesting interactions with people who saw my baby bump

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Note: I'm a petite 1.49m pregnant mama with a small baby bump.

Friend: You're pregnant already? Didn't you just get married?

Me: -__- (feel like punching her in the face before answering)

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Chinese mixed rice stall lady owner (bewildered look): Eh, you pregnant ah? I thought you're not married yet.
Me: *speechless*

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Receptionist: Pregnant eh? Dah berapa bulan?

Me: 7 bulan.

Receptionist (looking at my belly): Amboi, comelnya!

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Me (squatting down to get something from the floor).

Auntie: Look at her, she still can squat!

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Friend: Do you vomit a lot during your pregnancy?

Me: No, not even once.

Friend: Whoa, so good! My colleague vomits until nothing to vomit so she vomits water and gas.

Me: O_O

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Friend: How many months?

Me: 7 months.

Friend: Really? But so small!

Me: First pregnancy's bump is usually smaller.

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Me: I'm giving birth in two months' time.

Friend: HAR!!! You are pregnant??? How come you didn't put on weight? My sister has put on so much weight! She's giving birth in October.

Me: Yeah, I didn't put on much weight. I did a healthy weight management program called TRA before I was pregnant. It helps preventing excessive weight gain during pregnancy.

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Me: I order food first ya. Hungry. Baby needs food.

Friend: I was trying to guess whether you're pregnant or not when you walked through the door just now. You don't look that pregnant at all! How did you manage that?

Me: I did a healthy weight management program called TRA before I was pregnant. It helps preventing excessive weight gain during pregnancy.

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